Happy Hour Show

Once again, Happy Hour is at the top of WTNR’s Hot Shows List! Thanks to all of our wonderful prison inmate pen pals for tuning in live each Tuesday to make Leslie and Tori #1.

This week we have DJ Lobotomy on the show to rehash some anal issues, dissect the wondrous Special Olympics and slam down some Malibu shots. She is one crazy DJ, and you should check out The Freakshow on www.wtnrradio.com every Friday from 6am to 2pm.

Once again, a little tipsy and a lot mouthy, Leslie and Tori dig deep to ask the questions you are also asking; Where did Osama bin Laden go? What’s it going to be like if I can’t preview my Kraft cheese before buying? And again, what is a pink sock?

And finally, Tori has a special announcement that leaves Leslie speechless, and we all know that rarely happens. Stay tuned to witness what is truly an historic occasion.

What a day, we have the fabulous von Hottie in the studio! Who is von Hottie, you ask? The “part pinup, part human graffiti,” von Hottie takes us for quite a ride while we discuss everything from her parents’ beef farm in Hawaii to fecal matter and Twittering. Beware - we don’t take many long breaths during this show. And we blame it all on the von Hottie cocktail!

You will need: St. Germain elderflower liquor, Proseco and a beautiful yellow lemon.

In a champagne glass, pour a small amount of St. Germain. Fill the rest of the flute with chilled Proseco. Garnish with a lemon twist.

This week we have a guest who no one will be able to understand. No, he’s not deaf; he’s British.  The lovely William will join Leslie and Tori as we discuss bad teeth, life at Hogwart’s, and why everything is better with gravy.

We’ll brief you on the fate of the 4th grade teacher who skipped classes to work as a prostitute, and discuss the issues in the United Kingdom with 12 years old boys becoming fathers. According to William, “They’re bored.”

And then we’ll have be a moment of silence for the woman from Salt Lake City who had the world’s record for the longest fingernails, only to lose them in a car wreck last week. See the “before” picture below … it can only be described as tragic.

It’s not every day we have a special guest in the studio - just once a week. Ladies and gents, put your hands together and cross your legs as we welcome Michael aka Miss Brandi Pleasant aka Miss Millennium 2008. Issues like PETA’s ad: “Sex is better for vegetarians,” stabbing out an ex-girlfriend’s implants and Tori curing AIDS through song are just so much more interesting with a homo/drag queen on the mic.

This week Leslie and Tori argue Oscar buzz, talk about Tropicana and Pepsi rebranding efforts, and do their best to whore out Corey - a cute prom king from Wisconsin, the land o’ cheese!

Leslie’s favorite Oscar-nominated short film - Oktapodi!

Another day, another dollop of fish eggs and butter on your bread. Today we’re bringing a little bit of Russia into the studio, so get out your matroshka doll and bottle of vodka because you’ll need all the comfort you can get.